And then, one night, when he was cutting the patties. Squidward: Years ago at this very restaurant, the Hash-Slinging Slasher used to be a fry cook - just like you - only clumsier. But, most people just call him The Ha because that's all they have time to say before he GETS THEM! SpongeBob: The Sash-Ringing, the Trash-Singing, Mash-Flinging, The Flash-Springing, Ringing, The Cr-Crash-Dinging, daa Squidward: You mean you've never heard the story of the 'Hash-Slinging Slasher?' SpongeBob: What happened, what happened, what happened!? Squidward: No, no, no, I probably shouldn't. Squidward: You don't remember? It was all over the news SpongeBob: You're right! For the Krusty Krab! Piece of cake! Squidward: But I thought you liked the night shift SpongeBob: I don't know, Squidward, it's kinda dark out there Squidward: That's where the dumpster is, yes SpongeBob: All right! Taking out the trash. Squidward: WILL YOU PLEASE?! Here, give me a moment's peace and take out the trash! Night, night, night, night, night, night, night, night, night, night, night, night, na-na-na-na-night! NIGHT! Look at me, I'm swabbing the bathroom.at night. Guess what, I'm chopping lettuce.at night. SpongeBob: Good! 'Cause we've got customers!

SpongeBob: Isn't this great Squidward?! Just you and me together for hours and hours and hours and then the sun'll come up and it'll be tomorrow and we'll still be working! It'll be just like a sleepover! Only we'll be sweaty and covered with grease! Are you ready to rock, Squidward?! Krabs: See ya in the morning, boys! I can't hang out here all night! I've got a life. SpongeBob: Wow! Now we never have to stop working! From now on, the Krusty Krab is open 24 hours a day Krabs: MONEY?! You mean, if we stayed open later, you'd give us your money? Tom: Well fine, if you don't want my money! Squidward: No, you won't! I can't hang out here all night! I've got a life Tom: I'll have a Krabby Patty Deluxe and a double chili kelp fries

Squidward: Now! 8:00! So long, suckers! I've got a hot date with a little lady, and her name is: Clarinet. Where it will be closing time right about.

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